Top 10 Best Excuses Why You Did Not To Turn Up For Work Today

Every Year millions of hours of time are lost because people didn’t show up for work so hear are a few new excuses to spin to the boss!

We have all taken a sickie from work time to time but has you boss hear all the excuses in the book. Check out these reasons to take the day off that are much more original than the usual, ohh I got a bad back.

You could even use some of the pictures to back up your story.

Excuses to get the day off don’t come more original than these.

WHY I DID NOT GO TO WORK TODAY — I could’t come to work today because we had a problem with the toilet
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COULD NOT FIND MY WAY TO WORK — There too many insects flying on the road today
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There’s a bat in bathroom what I’m a gonna do? In the words of UB40
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STUCK IN TRAFFIC ON THE WAYB TO WORK — I tried to avoid the traffic by taking a new short cut but it didn’t work out well
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I couldn’t come in today because there was too much rain
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I was too busy to come in because I was helping my son escape from behind bars
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Couldn’t come in today because a bee stung me
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COULD NOT LEAVE MY FRONT DOOR TO GET TO WORK — I know you won’t believe me but someone stole my front porch
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Okay so that’s our top 10 work excuses but these are just too funny so here are a few extras for good luck.

Problems with… Ice Ice baby
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My neighbor told me I could drive across the frozen lake without any problems
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JUST TRYING TO HET A HEAD AT WORK — I got up early for work so I could die my hair but I got an unusual reaction
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NO WORK TODAY — My car’s convertible roof would,t close
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I couldn’t go to in because I was attacked by an octopus

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Nobody will believe this one but this time it is true. Beware the octopus attack.

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